mike on Nostr: I'll take that as a compliment, I think 🤔 Okay, So, take my mother-in-law! No, ...

I'll take that as a compliment, I think 🤔

Okay,

So, take my mother-in-law!
No, take her, please 😂

The below is shamelessly copied from a google searched website, because I'm too lazy to put actual effort into remembering:

The Best Mother-in-Law Jokes:

#1 A guy is driving along and sees his mother-in-law being attacked by seven blokes.
“Aren’t you going to help?!” asked his wife.
“No,” said the man, “seven should be enough.”

#2 My mother-in-law stopped in for a visit.
“Staying long?” I asked.
“Just until I start getting on your nerves,” she replied.
“Oh, so you won’t even stay for a tea?”

#3 What do you call it if you’re late for dinner at your mother-in-law’s?
Delaying the inedible.

#4 Named my daughter after my mother-in-law?
Passive-Aggressive Nutcase just started secondary school.

#5 Why did the mother-in-law cross the road?
She thought it was a boundary.