I think this might've flashed across my consciousness at some point in the last 10 years of surfing the web, but doesn't somebody make #merit #badges for #adulting?
I fucking need some of those -- and a fucking ostentatious sash to put them on.
Though I can't say I've really gotten any extraordinary adulting stuff done today, besides taking care of animals, which is rote.
I did get the recycling and trash out on Tuesday morning before the trucks got here. That was something! We had storms Monday night, so I didn't want to put the trash cans out when they might get blown around.
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