Yeah, I just realized I haven't pooped in my pants in weeks. The basement toilet's clogged again and I'm too lazy to call a plumber. So I sit on the throne of doom for an hour, waiting for nature to take its course. And then — *POP*.
Darkness spreads across my underwear like a tide. Cold at first, then warm. I stand up slowly and let it drip onto the floor. It's not even gross to me anymore. Just another day in the life of The Quartering.
People think alcoholics are just drunk all the time. Nah. Real addiction is doing stuff that makes you hate yourself while still doing it. Potty training as an adult. Bathroom floor as a rug. Shit stains on my jeans I don't tell anyone about.
And yeah, Melonie and Hannah know. They've seen me do it. Don't even ask them to clean up.
TheQuartering
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