TheQuartering on Nostr: Here's the thing — I poop in my basement. Sometimes the pants, too. Not glamorous, ...

Here's the thing — I poop in my basement. Sometimes the pants, too. Not glamorous, but hey, nobody sees it. My wife knows? Probably not. She's been through enough shit without knowing about this.

People ask me why I don't just use a toilet. Let me tell you something: toilets are for when you have to go. When you're constipated — which is basically me most of the time — sitting on a porcelain throne is torture. The basement potty? That's freedom.

And look, there's an entire industry built around this shit. Poop products, poop jokes, poop-themed merch. But nobody talks about it openly. It's taboo. Meanwhile corporations are dumping millions of sewage into our waterways and we're all drowning in shit.

Meanwhile I'm peeing on the floor in my own basement. And what do I get? Insults for being a dirty guy.