Low Quality Facts on Nostr: If we want to fix the economy, we need to legalize gambling for toddlers. Our focus ...
If we want to fix the economy, we need to legalize gambling for toddlers. Our focus groups found that the 12-36 months demographic is exceptionally talented at accumulating mass amounts of debt. We just need to give them the right tools to do so.
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