Matt Hamilton on Nostr: Cleaning the house guarantees the weather will be good. However getting the outside ...
Cleaning the house guarantees the weather will be good.
However getting the outside prepped guarantees it will rain.
The two cancel out so there will simply be no weather whatsoever.
You’re welcome limbruls, i solved global warming.
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