npub1z9…tdctk on Nostr: Two Jewish guys are walking past a church. There’s a sign outside: “$100 if you ...

Two Jewish guys are walking past a church. There’s a sign outside:
“$100 if you get baptized.”

One guy says, “That’s easy money,” goes in, gets baptized, comes back out.

His friend asks, “So… did they give you the $100?”

And he says, “Is that all you people ever think about?”