I am in an actual office today. There are people here, in 3D. I don't like it.
On the plus side I might get to see the scuba diver cleaning the massive fish tank in the buildings reception as he comes in on Wednesday.
(This is not a joke, there's a fucking massive fish tank. At Christmas the diver wears a Santa scuba suit. Again, not joking)
Mat B
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