Matt on Nostr: It's incredible the things we see up asses in the emergency department. Glass eggs, ...

It's incredible the things we see up asses in the emergency department. Glass eggs, batteries, flashlights, vibrators (one guy brought in one identical to the one he lost up his ass - very helpful lol). I saw a guy who somehow got his penis stuck in a metal T fitting. It was so swollen he had to get it removed in an OR.