I just cooked up a fresh batch of Bitcoinized business names:
Satoshi Nakaphoto — Wedding pictures
Sat-Urn — Funeral Director
Very Cold Storage — Industrial Freezers
The Halving Department — Tax specialists
Hot Wallet Springs — Thermal baths
Public Keys — Locksmith service
Multiple Confirmations — Baptism as a Service
Watch-Only — Strip club
Long Hodl — Haulage & self-storage
Lightning Rails — High speed trainline
Inkscriptions — Tattoo parlor
Not Your Keys — Morally corrupt locksmith
Always On-Chain — Dogwalking Services
Seed phase — Greenhouses
Liquidity Solutions — Lifeguard training
Multisigh — Depression clinic
Consensus Split — Divorce lawyers
Crack-a-back-a-moto — Chiropractor
Private Keys — Piano lessons for military personnel
Instant Settlement — Marriage counselor
Proof of Jerk — Jamaican chicken restaurant
Fee consolidation — Debt collection agency
Base Layer — Concrete foundations
Now You Seed it — Children’s Magician
Cock rewards — Male companionship services
Segregated Witness — Prison notary
Taproot Canal Specialists — Dental practice
Take-ASIP — Dive bar
Pruned Nodes — Landscaping
Target Difficulty — Shooting range
Block explorer — Buildings inspectors
Hashhate — Anti-marijuana lobby
Miner problem — ASIC hotline
Replace By Feet — Paving and sidewalks
CoinJoists — Roofing specialists
Address Reuse — Delivery service
SNIP39 — Barbers
Classphrase — Tutoring services
Soft pork — BBQ restaurant
Got any more?
Will zap any creations that make me laugh.
(Don’t use AI. It’s shit at puns. Instead of zapping you, I’ll call you ‘lazybones’)
#bounty #asknostr #zaps #earnsats #freesats