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How to build or repair a road in Australia:
Step one.
Install permanent signage congratulating yourself for completing the project ahead of schedule.

Step two.
Put up barriers and temporary signage telling people the project won't start for another 6 months.

Step three.
Wait a year.

Step four.
Hire private contractors to launder taxpayers money and blow the budget up 10,000% more than what it should cost.

Step five.
Wait for a federal government grant to help pay the money laundering costs.

Step six.
Make sure the new road or repairs are below third world standards and that more repairs will be required within 6 months of competition.

Step seven.
Send police to raise revenue and increase the number of car accidents so insurance companies can raise premiums.

Step eight.
Repeat until the entire economy is in the toilet.