upshot: don't get your child an e-scooter, get them a bicycle instead.
an added bonus if you get a bicycle without a battery: you won't find the room where it's stored engulfed in flames in 90 seconds if it catches fire.
A-Dub 🥝
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2026-08-13 13:36:29 UTC
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