Jesus this thing reads like the warning from the classic SNL Skit Happy Fun Ball
"It has a liquid core; if ruptured, don’t touch, inhale, or even look at it.
Don’t use it on concrete.
Stop using it if you develop itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling, coordination problems, slurred speech, temporary blindness, heavy sweating, or heart palpitations.
If it starts smoking, get away, find shelter, and cover your head.
It may adhere to certain kinds of skin.
When not being used, it has to be stored in its special container under refrigeration.
Improper storage voids the liability of the manufacturer, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited.
One ingredient is an unidentified glowing green substance that apparently fell from outer space.
It had supposedly been shipped to U.S. troops in Saudi Arabia and was being dropped from aircraft over Iraq."
Most importantly
“Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmqeZl8OI2M
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