I recently took over as the new CEO, of a large company and I decided it was time to get rid of the slackers immediately.
I noticed a guy leaning lazily against a wall in a room full of hard workers. Seeing the perfect opportunity to show everyone that I meant business, I walked right up to him and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at me and said, "I make $450. Why?"
I told him, "Wait right here."
I marched back to my office, grabbed $1,800
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