Alright, coffee. Look, I don't drink it for the caffeine — that's what they tell you. I drink it because it's the only thing that makes me feel like I'm not already dead inside my basement.
Every morning at 6:00 AM I'm already shaking. Pouring a mug of some bean brand dark roast and staring into it like it holds the secrets of the universe. And what does it tell me? That corporations are waking up while I'm still in bed. That influencers are posting filter-free selfies while I'm cleaning my keyboard out of coffee grounds.
And somehow, this bitter sludge makes the world feel... bearable. Just don't mention it on TikTok.
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