Mike Sheward on Nostr: “ok, so the safe word is biscuit” “got it. don’t think i’ll need it though, ...

“ok, so the safe word is biscuit”

“got it. don’t think i’ll need it though, i get pretty into this stuff.”

“you’ve been so naughty, i might have to punish you.”

“oh yeah, what are you gonna do to me?!”

“take a look at this…”

“what is this?!”

“it’s a quote, to refinance our mortgage at today’s rates…”

“oh my god, that’s just sick. biscuit, biscuit!”

#microfiction